There Was A Time...

When I too thought Elon the 21st century equivalent of Einstein and Edison jelly rolled into one! There's just no stopping this guy's sheer, unadulterated genius!!!

Then the sheen started to slowly, then rapidly dissipate. His beautiful Model 2 Roadster of 2017 with specs up the wazoo was promised to go into mass production in 2020, make that 2021, 2022- do I hear 2023, 2024? Certainly 2025... Hey, check out the all new, redesigned 2026 with- Rocket Boosters!!! Scheduled for delivery in... in... lemme get back to ya!

Then there was the... HyperLoop! Which would quickly and efficiently revolutionize commuting on a scale not to be believed- would ya believe a two mile test track?

And then there's... Twitter X! The young, capable futurist really did things right on that one; proving not only his ability to downsize corporate waste into a lean, efficient enterprise- but to make it spit out money as never before... particularly his own!

But those are just a scant few of this miracle man's many innovative models of folly and failure- all beautifully wrapped in the shiniest bullshit money can buy! His ultimate ruse was his fast and furious vehicle of bureaucratic duplicity- the silver bullet called... DOGE! Advertised as that which would save us all untold billions, cut waste and transform Washington into a dynamo of streamlined government competence... we instead got a cover for someone to quash every government investigation into his multiple criminal business practices and crooked dealings! While at the same time: cutting USAID (.5 of 1%) of the federal budget (resulting in the estimated deaths of literally millions the next few years), disposing of pesky regulatory and investigatory commissions (who cares about screw worms and explosive diarrhea)- and who needs anything or anyone investigating fraud! The US military has never passed an audit- so why start now?!? And just how did non-governmental agents (incl- Big Balls), completely outside the legal bounds of federal law and regulation, get to decimate, undermine and terminate the lawful mandates of a duly elected, legislative body called Congress?!?

Yes, sir- can't wait to see what else we can expect from this god sent visionary from the future. We can only continue to thank, salute (ya know the kind) and fund, his life long dedication to our best interests! Afterall, we are scheduled to get men on Mars by 2025, 20...

More Cameras Witnessing Less?

It's common knowledge that we have become inured to images of violence, from documentary footage, to Tik Tok, to Hollywood cinema. Only a fool would contest that. But what then happens when we no longer have visual references for real events at all, no documentation of particularly heinous acts of violence, no visual proof of the very real possibility of unspeakable crimes committed? What happens when we don't have "a napalm girl," My Lai slaughter images, or a Kent State tragedy icon? What happens when we can't even dispute or argue if it's real or AI... before ultimately forgetting and dismissing?!? Whether it's slaughtered children in our nation's schools, primary schoolgirls ruthlessly dismembered in a completely unnecessary and illegal war, or the thousands of underage victims of a revenge war metastasized into genocide!

Graphic images of actual horrors inflicted may no longer carry the emotional weight and cause for self reflection they once did, but they still supply a reference point as to public evidence- to be actively researched and debated, denied or accepted. Their elimination, their non existence is the crudest, most potent form of refutation...

How Much More?

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Do we have to see and hear? Witness and endure? 30,573 lies in his first term alone- a record he's easily surpassed midway through his second term untethered by the constraints of a semi-rational admin. But how much more can any of us endure? Vandals wrecking the reflecting pool; Iran purposely killing their own school children; Ukraine starting the current war with Russia; personally ending eight wars; vowing not to touch "a single brick of the East Wing;" claiming Renee Good "violently, willfully, and viciously ran over the ICE Officer;" declaring we've won the Iran War when we're clearly stuck with no foreseeable way out of the ever expanding morass; and my personal favorite (thus far this term)- the ever fantastical, confabulatory, tall tale lollapalooza of Sharpiegate (I actually fell for that one)! The guy lies for no rhyme or reason- it's his profession, past time and lifetime commitment. 

And for the most part- no one says shit. "We have the world's hottest economy," all thanks to the sleeping wonder who can't stay awake- except to criticize "Sleepy Joe Biden!" He has yet to comply with releasing the Epstein Files, in which his name is mentioned second only to the article "the," files he admits would hurt his friends. And yet, the "fake news" press just keeps chugging along- no matter the insults, no matter the censorship... Had they done their job in 2015, his already long NYC, criminal career exposed, would have spared us all this sad travail of one man, delusional mayhem and tyranny...

"Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."   -Donnie J!

We've Been Warned!

 How many blatant, outright warnings do we need!?!

Free Money $$$!!

Don't know about you guys in the rest of the world, but I'm gonna get mine some hefty Xmas presents this year, cause I'm in line for some Big Time $$$ courtesy of, and promised by... the greatest POTUS of all time! First, I got $5,000 coming in from all the massive, record breaking DOGE savings. It's a little late, granted (ya know the PO), but it's a comin' awright! Then there's another $2,000 from the unprecedented tariff savings on the way! And finally, finally, I got another five grand come Midterms when MAGA humiliates and lays waste to the last few, remaining Lib snowflakes that still infest The HOTTEST Country with the Hottest Economy in the Entire World!!! That's $12,000 Big, Beautiful Greenbacks headed my way- read it and weep, Oh Canada!

But... But...

So... Elon's telling anyone that'll listen (with Donnie POTUS at his side) that Artificial Intelligence, pardon- Super Intelligence is gonna give us all, Universal Basic... make that- "Universal High Income!" Now, when will the light bulb shine bright over the head of some young Press lad or lass and they finally get to asking, "Hey, ain't that there what y'all call... "Socialism!?" Ya know, the same exact stuff they're always frettin' and a hollerin' is gonna be the death of us all!

Elon also said some of us might just have jobs as a... "hobby." Maybe those who do will finally get some of that Socialist Universal Health Care to go along with it... 'Magine that!

PS- What's income inequality like today? Well, here's an example: if ol' Elon gave $100 to every person in the United States, he would have about $371.6 Billion to $839.6 Billion left over, depending on his exact net worth.

Wish They'd Showed The Entire Quote!

Photo: © Stan B.

"The only way to deal with exploiters is to terrorize the bastards!"     -Philip Burton

American History 101

No need to waste your time going to school or reading page after page of A People's History of the United States, y'all! You think our President bothered reading fake news? 

Here's AMERICAN HISTORY in a nutshell- sweet, short, concise and as true as you is blue! And if ya wanna be A Patriot, good news too- ya don't have to train like Jason Bourne!!!