A Day At The Fair

The most recent Folsom St. (Leather) Fair was probably the largest on record, least, seemed it to me- and I was happy to collect over a half dozen keepers. I usually poop out after two and a half hours but this time I hanged for a full four since the opportunities were there and it was probably the last time this year that I'd really be able to put my new, used Q through its paces- I even got to see my first self fellating contortionist for the effort.

Photo: © Stan Banos

Best thing I saw however, was the woman above who I first noticed across the street. Now, one can't exactly meander unto The Folsom St. Fair without having a good inkling of what it's about- that said, you can never quite prepare yourself for everything you're likely to and undoubtedly will see... But there she was, looking innocent as all hell, as if idly clutching the kewpie doll she had just won on the seaside boardwalk. I walked up, snapped the photo, and realizing the optics... she burst out into what would be a good long laugh for both of us!

Photo: © Stan Banos

Late in the afternoon and already tiring, I did a double take on the pink haired lady in chains- something was not quite right! Sure enough, it was one very convincing female Manga tour de force. 

Finally calling it a day, I headed for the nearest exit home only to come across... The Lady in Pink, which proved the best laugh of a most productive day.

Once editing of the remaining raw files is completed, I'll set about putting together an updated, magazine format edition of At The Fair. Maybe I'll even try sending it about to publishers, etc- this winter season's exercise in futility...

Photo: © Stan Banos

The Face of Stupidity...

It's amazing how one person can continue to find and accentuate new levels of absolute... STUPIDITY! 

But then: Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.

-Claude Chabrol 

Fair And Balanced!

Mucho well deserved props to none other than my main man Sean Hannity for his clear, thorough and well documented listing of Individual One's long list of achievements, or what the more cynical amongst us might call... High Crimes and Misdemeanors. Always give credit where credit due!

PS- Anyone know where to find some... missing docs?

Steve Bannon- Political Mastermind!

MAGA Mastermind Steve Bannon has unequivocally proven why he is the political strategist of... All Time- we're talking GOAT, baby!!! Back against the wall, when most people would fold and crumble into a babbling, helpless heap- Steve Bannon rises, stares directly into the eyes of those who would do him ill, and... and ever so confidently, pulls out a note penned by his BFF explaining exactly why he was Ausente. Pure, indisputable G-E-N-I-U-S!!!

Remember...

 That shop sign somewhere in the UK about "All Americans must be accompanied by an adult?" Yeah...

Priorities, Priorities...

Yup, always gotta admire someone who's got 'em straight...

A Little Late For April's Fool Day, But...

 It appears genuine and am only providing a link since they have a licensing clause.
Well Worth the 1:09 of your life!!!

A Coup In Search Of A Political Theory...

“The illegality of the plan was obvious,” said Judge David Carter. Well, that may just be speculation- but NO doubt about this:

"He plans to release the video in 2 weeks, along with his tax returns and healthcare plan."  -Jack Cocchiarella

10, 15 Times...

What's the fuss? Who doesn't know Classified material takes 10 flushes, Top Secret... 15!

A ‘Stunning Display Of Stupidity’

 "The Gazpacho Police"

 "I love the uneducated."   -DJT

Stupid And Funny...

...things said by Republicans. True, I could spend the rest of my natural days writing this particular post with a ton of the near hilarious stupidity they just happen to fabricate and spout without the slightest forethought or shadow of sentient self realization, but these two shining examples from 2/04 will do. One is by an actual Republican lawmaker (all Republican lawmakers should be made to watch School House Rock), the other by a diehard believer.

Good Run...

 While it lasted!

Holiday Cheer!

"He slipped and fell," on a World War II anti-tank shell, that uhhh... went straight up his rectum. Damn, this is the kind of thing that makes me wanna take out my Texas Instruments calculator from the seventies and just try and work out the math on just what-were-the-odds...

Labor Day Sale- Leica Q2 $40

 

With all the fixins! Yup, you heard right! What's the catch!?! Nuthin! Just pay the $700 Shipping Fee. Too steep? Remember folks, this here's the updated, modern day Q2, a $5,500 camera Brand Spankin' New! And this one's in Primo Cond- straight from a Seller with Absolute (0) eBay sales in the heart of the Russian Federation. Win-Win, Baby! Get 'em while they're... hot, or before I snatch up each and every one of 'em- three of 'em as of writing, all with similar price points, and they disappear from view (not Sold- disappeared) faster than you can zone focus...

God Bless Him- God Bless Us All!

I don't see what the problem is here- I mean... I live in CA and I'm still gonna vote for him!!!

 Still doesn't beat the 1/06 insurrectionist who thought he was at... The White House!

You CAN Make It Up!

 

Whether its Sandy Hook "child actors," or Hillary's Pizzagate child sex ring!     Photo: © Stan Banos

Alex Jones was kinda amusing at first, and many did and some no doubt still believe him; but like 'professional' wrestling and Donald The J Trump: the act starts to wear thin, the amusement starts to fade and the cracks finally start to manifest as the perpetrator starts to believe his own delusional, paranoid fantasies. Actually... pro wrestling never sinks to the latter.

So...

Trump says he will be reinstated POTUS this... August!!! And you don't have to take his word for it- his former lawyer, The Honorable Sidney Powell, the very woman who actually said that NO ONE in their right mind should actually believe a single word she's ever uttered said it... so take-it-to-the-bank!!!

Meanwhile, Gen. Flynn says we should have a coup right here in the US of A to make sure that happens (yeah, he did say just that- despite his latter denials). And freedom loving Americans... CHEERED!!! Ironically, I grew up in an America where if someone declared that Americans should do it like in some other country, they were quickly reminded- "Then why don't you go back where you came from!?!"

And MTG reminds us (as only a thoughtful, insightful person can) that people who are against racism and inequality... aren't born that way! They're taught to fight prejudice, bigotry and injustice!

The True... Q

 Yes, yes and... YES! The Q Conundrum: exposed, outed, obliterated- BRILLIANT!!!
(starting at 1:45)

Joe Biden Is CGI

Why do ya think he always wears a mask?!? Because they don't want you to notice his out of synch mouth movements! That's right, baby... Q has done the work for ya! Didn't even think of that... did ya???

And this rousing musical interlude will get you into the proper patriotic fervor for March 4, when The Storm Cometh and Herr Trump once again regains his rightful throne!!!

I Don't Have Cable

And I don't miss it all that much, since more channels usually mean more bad programs instead of... more good ones! But if I did- this is one I'd definitely watch: