Based On A True Story...: Jesus Christ!

Wednesday, October 4, 2023

Jesus Christ!

Rare image of Nordic Warrior Jesus sans his AR-15 seated next to his hero, Donald J. Trump! Despite the usual flowing robe uniform, seems pretty obvious that Jesus H. Christ is not skipping shoulder, back and chest days at his local gym- just like his svelte, 215lb. earthly counterpart!

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jurassicporkOctober 4, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Yes, someone actually drew this because Anabolic Steroid Jesus would've been behind tax fraud.
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