Monday, December 9, 2024

2025-2028, Americans Experience Massive Weight Loss!!!

If Trump stays true to his word, America will finally be seeing it's quickest, most massive, most well needed weight reduction program in decades. Super Gulps gone, XXX LARGE gone, double wide wheelchairs gone, gone and gone!!! America will be back down to original human, pre-midseventies, weight parameters in a period of four short years- heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes and their associated drug dependencies all plummet precipitously! 

Not to worry, folks! You'll never see the headline above- Trump ain't dumb, he knows what side of the scale his voter base is on. There's gonna be plenty headlines about deporting illegals for the first few months, but round about spring when everybody gets to eyein' their barbies- no more news about immigrants, 'cause we all need a steady supply of their evil wares to feed our biggest addiction ever... FOOD! We need 'em to plant it, pick it, kill it and chop it all up into the yummy, bite sized, meat goodies we so love to eat, fry, grill, and eat some more! And there sure as hell ain't no red blooded, true blue, American patriot that's gonna break their goddamn back working under the sun, day after grueling day- no matter how much ya pay 'em!!!

Yes, America is hopelessly addicted to our friendly, low cost, drug suppliers from down south- and them darned illegals damn well know it! And despite the bluster, despite all our god fearing hootin' and a hollerin', ain't no way we gonna chase 'em all out, not when we need 'em for the fix we're too damn lazy to supply ourselves. No way... Jose!

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