I remember reading how completely disillusioned a young Cassius Clay was when he discovered that after wearing his Olympic Gold Medal for days, the gold plating started to wear down to reveal... nothing more than common metal.
Well, no such disappointment will be had here! That is, Donald Trump will suffer no such buyer's remorse, because he damn well knows that all those gaudy gold decorations he has been festooning the White House with and telling every visitor and their mama who'll listen that they're all The Real Deal is nothing more than: plastic decorations from... Home Depot, spray painted gold (gold paint, that is, not gold leaf)! Can't - make - it - up.
Well, at least he still has his full head of hair!
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