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I've long wondered about this... Was is it my keenly astute photographic eye, my gradually aging eyesight- or just something everyone took for granted? Why does this "Morbidly Obese" mannequin of a man insist on standing in such a morbidly grotesque and comical manner, as if something longer than it is wide was erratically shoved up something definitely wider than it is long? Why does he perpetually look like he failed "Standing in Public Like a Normal Human 101?" That odd listing stature, the marionette like posture, hands adrift as if not quite functional on semi-attached arms...
Seriously, what's going on there!? Normally, I wouldn't expound on one's physical deficiencies, but this is someone who time and time again goes out of his ever lovin' way to take the greatest of perverted personal delight in attempting to ridicule others' unique physicality- a particular avocation that usually ends up either completely backfiring (eg- attempting to mock a reporter w/disabilities in public- and then actually denying it), or exposing just how childfully, woefully ignorant he is of his own projection (eg- calling numerous people- fat). So yes, he is most definitely fair game.
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Well, it seems that others have indeed noticed*- in fact, there's even an explanation for it! And keep in mind that this is the same guy with a such an obviously fake spray tan, an obviously fake comb over (actually, one helluva genuine comb over), a guy who can't even tell the truth about the size of his own buildings- let alone anything else...
*not one of his funnier bits, but still...
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