Vacation Rules!

Suit yourself!         Photo: © Stan Banos

It was my first day of vacation as I was catching up on some bills and paperwork, not everyone's vacation dream, but least I was home, taking my time. Then I heard this woman's voice, at first I thought it the ever reliable Shrieking Woman who lets out this piercingly abrupt, one note shriek that ends almost before it starts- unsettling at first, I'm now rather used to it's almost comical regularity. This was decidedly different, this was... sex, not the muffled through the walls wails of excitement and private exuberance- this was open the windows wide and let the world pay righteous testament to the joyous exhilaration within the contours of my uninhibited loins! Lawdy, lawdy, Mama was a wailin'! And it was Grade A moanin' too- the pitch perfect, ever so rhythmic, set your imagination free kinda moanin'. And on and on it did go... Twenty minutes, half hour. Woman was an athlete, Olympic level, no let up on intensity or frequency- and I'm trying to remember to carry the one, mind ya, on a Monday morning! Forty five minutes- Aawww, c'mon now, we've rounded the corner on human endurance here, and I've yet to hear a second voice- not that I really want to, but no one can get that excited for that length of time... solo!

So I open my windows, and the pitch perfect moans come flooding in even louder, every bit as hot and heavy as an hour ago, when a guy in the parking lot below looks up in my direction pointing above, and yells, "Porno, he does it all the time! It's crazy!" Now, I've been living here four years and I've never heard this particular show, but I'm not usually home in the AM on weekdays. An hour and a half, two hours... and she's still going strong as ever. Of course, it's a little harder fantasizing your perfect dream lover now- all that comes to mind is some old guy trying his darndest, and yet to succeed... PS- See yas in 2 weeks!