Wednesday, November 9, 2016

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SUPREME!!!

Photo: © S. Banos

1)  Kiss the environment away- We're not even gonna pay it the customary, BS lip service anymore- we're simply gonna squeeze out every last drop of oil and natural gas even if we have to scorch every last piece of arable land, pollute every last drop of life giving water, melt every last piece of climate cooling ice. When your children's children are fucked to the max because the earth is now defecating on them, just like we shit upon it decade after decade after decade and people all over are killing each other for the few crumbs left... remember TRUMP!

2)  Kiss the economy away- When the American public finally realizes the feel good shit that came out of his mouth was just that, that he had no plan, no vision, no strategy to even fake what he was promising; when they finally realize that they have fewer jobs, less pay and even fewer opportunities; when they finally realize that he doesn't give a good goddamn if he bankrupts the entirety of this country just like he has so many of his businesses- thank Trump!

3)  Kiss civility away- When racial, religious, ethnic, gender and class related hate crimes of the most unwarranted and heinous nature surge to unprecedented rates and levels across the country- thank Trump!

4)  Kiss democracy away- When Americans experience first hand how Trump rules as the fascist demagogue that he is with no respect for, or basic knowledge of, the rights and freedoms of a democracy or the people in it; when they belatedly realize that it's all about Him, and only Him, that they all got taken, fleeced and conned- hook, line and sinker... let them all eat Trump steak!

5) Kiss world relevancy away- One can't begin to predict what Trump means as far as foreign policy because this 5X deferment could only blather endlessly about his toughness. What allies will want to be seen cooperating with this clueless megalomaniac; what needless wars and conflicts will he exacerbate or initiate in each and every hemisphere to our ultimate detriment?  And which of his sons (and daughters) will fight in them? All praise, the hero, Trump!


I previously kidded about voting for Trump to "ensure" his victory, just so I could look in the face of his voters when their magical, self induced reality fractured and burned bright all around them. Naively, I thought they would finally (Finally!) have to admit that all their self righteous delusions and biases were as ludicrous as their man's fake spray tan.

And then I quickly realized that their first action would be simply to grab the first Brown or Black face they see, and beat them senseless- and that face would be mine...

4 comments:

jurassicpork said...

I'm linking to this in my upcoming Mike Flannigan post.

Eric Rose said...

Greed is good.

Stan B. said...


Seems I accidentally deleted comment below:


Harry Lew* Said...

Man, you have a way of expressing my outrage much better than I can. We're fucked, but, of course, you know that.

Stan B. said...

Uh, yeah...

and somehow, someway I hope we return the favor.