Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Fuzzy Wuzzy Trump Top


OK, now as anyone prone to speaking their mind, I've been known to occasionally put said foot in mouth. So the challenge is simple, prove me wrong- you'll look good... and I'll be happily on my way.

Ya see, I'm not quite through looking at Herr Trump, especially now as he slowly implodes before our eyes, and find this even more fascinating (well, more ridiculous than fascinating) than his inexplicable posture), but... let your own eyes be the judge- and tell me point blank that I'm not seeing what I, and you, are most definitely seeing!

Mr. Artificial Spray Tan, Comb Over Deluxe is still so insecure about the long dead weasel so meticulously ensnared atop his head that it's pretty freaking obvious that someone's been ordered to purposely blur the goods... which no doubt complements the likes of someone so adept at blurring the lines of reality with everything that escapes from his circular orifice of deceit.


So- go on... take a good, long, hard look at multiple shots seemingly emanating from a common White House video feed (where it's even more pronounced). The eyes sharp, teeth and nose detailed, but the front and top of his hair are definitely, purposely and most obviously- an artificially b-l-u-r-r-e-d blob! It is not shallow depth of field, not selective focus (I know what that looks like), in some pictures bits of his hair are in and out of focus within the same field of focus! And if it's caused by digital compression- how come it's happening only in that region of his hair? Anyone remember that godawful/comical Whitney Houston video that attempted to photoshop pounds unto her emaciated, drug addled body as it futilely struggled to keep in digital sync as she anxiously paced the concert stage?


Why is this blatant vanity of deceit not mentioned and discussed openly!?!? Why have we so passively succumbed to four very long years of this visual aberration assaulting both our eyes and common sense in equal measure?!?! It's bad enough this guy is lying to us every single day of our lives, wouldn't we be better served if they blurred the orange expanse beneath the remains of his hair?



Pre-POTUS Look: Notice unadulterated wisps of comb over hair are all equally focused
providing less cover for naked scalp...

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